The black, oily tendrils of politics infect everything lately, it seems.

Ahhh, let the anger flow through you, it sustains us, yessss yesssssss!

Jesus, "Everybody Hurts" literally just came on the radio as you posted this.

I figured Jones was some sort of offshoot of El Chupacabra…

Aw, I thought you loved Chewbacca Mom.

But they ain't dead!

Kinda wish I was that pretty and stupid, sometimes.

It was a hoagie, but…

Huh! Didn't see that coming.

Mr. Jackpots! Frankie sez relax.

And I was dressed in my…finest polyester

Wait, Blessed has a TV travel show? Why have I not heard of this?

I, too, have seen bigfoot. He was 10ft tall, covered in ticks and had a cock like a burmese python. True story.

Sucker born every minute, et al

Watched Logan last night. Pretty enjoyable! Although kinda creepy, as aged Jackman looks a helluva lot like Pa Killjoy in his mid-40's. Weird watching your old man ace many, many people in the skull.

The most monotone band in the fuckin' world.

"Dees beans is shit!"

Probably stole it.

Running out of warm, semi-sentient bodies over there.

Well, I mean, not fresh lobster, but…