I tried Red Dead Redemption online and man alive, those 12 year olds sure can shoot.

"ApesMa doesn't interact as much with the visitors since we gave him an iPad. Hmmm!"

Great Job, Internet!

Ironically enough, the inventor of the Segway died in a similar fashion.

Laughed far too hard at that last one. Oh dear.

And now you have cancerAIDS on top of that. Congratulations!

We'll see if it even gets to that story at all. Looking at ratings from last year, average for 18-49 demo was 0.62 with an average of 1.675m viewers per week.

Figured it was "Residuals Rule!"

Nahhh, he's been relegated to Christian cinema with….what? Academy award nominee Greg Kinnear?!

Seems like a fairly toxic relationship. But it's not all the fans, I guess. The whole "Tool fans demanding a new Tool record" is quite similar and also entertaining. It is nearly reaching full meme status.

"Spank us, fat daddy!" they all cried.

Maybe tell yourself to buy a few dozen shares in Whole Foods, too.

In space
no one
can hear
you shave

I, too, was hoping for hot pie and the adventures of said pie.

Syfy? Is that ol' Sydney Fyldelman's UHF channel?

I don't know what those things are, but bravo!

Things have gotten really weird around here since the AVC drug plan started covering Viagra.

They love the abuse, from what I can tell.

MAD Magazine, ladies and germs!

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