Too early? wtf is that about

Don't forget the rampant wastage of fossil fuels!

Stop crying and show me on the dolly where Wal-Mart touched you, Ben.

Eh, just as original as earlier, so…

Hell yah, chikkens tweet! And retweet!

Taking a plane break!

They're not neo-nazis, they're "1st Amendment enthusiasts"

I don't want no rompers going to school with my kids!

C'mon, guys, Dickhead needs chikken!

Fine! But I'm doing this against my will!

Hmm. Tell me more about these…integrated wifi rompers.

Hi, uh, can I get one of those new fandangled chikken sanwiches?

Eh, typical friday for me.

Pitt the Elder!!!

The fact that rompers are back makes me question society.

Today is a great day for acquisitions.

*points and laughs at George's Wal-Mart pants*

I don't, your legs are as pale as…uh, a canvas?

I prefer "pygmy chimpanzee"

Topical! Menzes!