That is a rough, rough episode. Pitch black humor.

Who knew that security guard was chock full of cran-apple juice?

ctrl-fu

Same. But I think it may be time to get Stitcher. Even though I am broke as a joke, I feel kinda guilty for the hours and hours of enjoyment I've gotten from Earwolf.

All of 'em scratched to shit!

It is the best, though. I listen to it quite often.

Greatest. Podcast. Ever.

Those sweet Laurel Canyon RRSPs.

It is funny. Paaaaants. Pa-nts. PAnts.

And underwear is chain mail?

You can have 'em!

You will still be a woman.

Huh, weird! Never thought about that.

She's tough, she could do it.

Supper Club is over there.

*ABC greenlights Dirty Footloose*

What if you're fucking a watermelon?

"The mattress says "BED BUGS" on it, but I think it might still be OK."

Dancing while pissing is quite the feat!

"Why work when you can Snooze!"