I never thought there would be grounds for a suspended AVC membership, but here we are.

Think the PF thing is just baloney marketing, yeah.

Hah, my "gym" is my living room/back yard. Got banned from the local gym after some uh, unpleasantness. Thinking of buying a bench to go full cholo style.

Crunches?

Pain can be pleasure, sometimes.

and English for "the bad beer"

Ol' JJ sure loves prophecies and time travel!

U watching American Gods? It is something else.

La-ti-da, with your fancy boiled eggs

The new presidential fitness program consists of eating four big macs and naming all the racial slurs you know in 2 minutes.

Pardon, your honor.

Me too. Although…I don't fondly recall that final season. Endings iz hard!

Don't listen to him, ramen is great. Throw some veggies and rotten meat in there, you got a meal going.

*struggles to draw clock face, drools*

When I first got up here, I thought maybe they were like, pizza popsicles.

"Yeah, steve, just give all your Hot Pockets to Dickhead Killjoy. Get your shit together."

Hey now, do not denigrate ramen!

I mean, it is implied, but…

Does fucking a Hot Pocket count as sex?

Always ends in tears.