One time it was a chicken!

At the AVC? You came to the wrong place.

and the new Jesus & Mary Chain album was blowing up the charts!

Hahaa! Meanwhile, my Long Kiss Goodnight full back tattoo remains covered!

Never rub another man's nuts without consent.

They don't sell pistachios at the theater no more, folks kept flicking the shells at the projectionist.

Looks like he put make-up on them.

Creatine killed my baby!

The abs are A #1

He can't eat cheese, but he's a damn great grater.

Always real sweaty, too.

Eh, considering the Kinjapocalypse is coming any day now…hug for you!

I mean, damn though…could grate cheese on them abs

I always figured that TLC song was about the show Scrubs.

I once got horny from fresh gaspatcho.

"No hug for you!"

Oh my sweet god, the area around that factory must smell glorious.

You say this about everything and I'm still not sure you actually know what it means.

Oh hell, I haven't even tried that one.

*wiggles eyebrows at co-worker*