Lib-nazis!

Baxters is my jam. That squash/pepper soup is fuckin' pure gold in a can.

Fuckin' crooks, the lot of 'em:

Alcohol: both the greatest and worst substance ever discovered by man.

Drums!

Two friends just pulled that move. Eh, thinking they'll be divorced by next spring. Winter kills!

Who knows? Writing is hard, 'specially comedy.

I strangled Dickhead Killjoy Sr in his sleep and took the mantle of Dickhead Killjoy Jr.

Original cast? Their hips are fucked!

I was going to ask if you'd ever been in a Turkish prison. Also if you like movies about gladiators.

Nice pecs, though.

I am dyslexic, so… maybe it was Bila!

Nope, but close. Alibi

What. A. Name.

*nervously looks at own upper arm*

There is a person named Bila? Interesting.

what in the fuck is happening

Done and done!

what about the flyover states

Jesus, just hire a copy editor already, Stooge! Plenty of 'em floating around, looking dejected at newspaper boxes.