That last video, the 92Y one, is just so, so damn great, I don't know what else to say. It gives me great joy.

Not really sure, birth records were destroyed in the fire.

Yeah, it was even a bit hard to search for it. No banner or whatever they call them.

Cuh-cane!

My Vanilla Ice cassette tape got stuck in there.

"Don't hug me, either. Just the money."

Thank yooooou, President Clin-ton!

I encourage all Dan fans to watch the new "Oh Hello" special on Netflix. They do a perfect parody of a Steely Dan song. It is so, so fucking perfect.

That's some damn fine piss in a coffee cup.

Dad?

From what I can tell…every decade sucked?

Put it on speakerphone!

I dunno, I hear a shitton of Steely Dan around lately. I was dancing in the supermarket the other day. Good times!

*cues up With A Little Help From My Friends*

Eat your heart out, Shakespeer!

Eh, still tastes better than the coffee at 7/11.

So I was right, it was "gearing up" into the mainstream.

Our data shows that children under 18 really like to hate watch these movies.

"Hello? What? Speak up! Oh, why yes, I would like to change my long distance carrier!"

I'll take what I can get!