Whaaat, us white men folk had it pretty darn good, what what I hear.

Safety first, broseph!

*shrugs, throws artistic integrity in the trash*

*Elvis Costello smirks, calls apples a racial epithet*

Hahaa, I get to live!

From small good movie to big bad movie…no director is safe!

Ah fuckin drat, I knew I misspelled that!

The Americans and that goldbrickers show

Ma Killjoy said the same thing daily before I set the house ablaze.

Of all the things to use a time machine for… that shouldn't even be anywhere on your list!

It's his only positive attribute!

80's gets a bad rap. It seems to be the go-to "bash a decade"

Didn't suck for me, I was born into this world!

It won an Oscar, therefore it cannot be stupid.

Bright Lights, Beef Jerky

*aggro Jethro Tull flute solo*

Too much Bananarama, eh?

'Cause it's all about you, right?

Oh dear. You should go see my doc, he'll get your pecker back in order in no time.

…The More You Know!