your mom.

a national treasure??? i’ll never understand this love for such a raving lunatic. I’m an Arizona alum so unfortunately i have to suffer through his dementia maybe a dozen times a season. i so badly want to play a drinking game based on every time he calls the Pac12 the “Conference of Champions” but i’d be dead by…

so then stay home. otherwise, its your job. of course i would tip more than a dollar, but if you don’t wanna “risk life and limb” find another job.