And after the man was dipped in a vat of hot tar, before being feathered, he thought to himself “Dipping sauces....”

Are you the guy in the blue shirt? 

Horns being illegal clearly has done fuck all to lower demand. It’s been illegal for a long time, and yet demand is increasing.

It’s supposed to represent the cup Jesus used during the Last Supper. It’s all here:

Smart move, getting eliminated by the Warriors earlier in the post season frees up more vacation time. Also, I’m happy that this happened because now Lavar has to deal with a son not being the face of a franchise outside of Lithuania

The frightening thing is that the people who are predicting the recession are the people who wanted the market to move in this tax-free-wonderland for the ultra wealthy. Like they’ve shot themselves in the foot knowing they’d be crippled for it, but said fuck it for the short term benefits.

You saw that Country Time is paying the legal fees of kids who get cited for stuff like this? They call it LegalAde. 

I’d like to nominate people that talk about and treat their pets as if they are actual children.

If a man’s laughter is now considered a crime, go ahead and convict me of possession with intent to distribute.

He’s person; not a robot. I don’t think any free agent on the market today or in the future would ever want to go to San Antonio if they know the organization treats its players that way.

In a separate, but unrelated report, Kevin Durant is now said to be interested in LA as well

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

I, an asshole, was truly expecting—if not quite hoping—that one of those kids was going to get blasted in the face.

Your Mom should probably stop treating kids. She’s a danger to them.

Nope.

Personally speaking, I think the blather about ‘supporting the troops’ is talking out of one side of their (anybody who subscribes to this jingoist bs) faces. Yeah, you ‘support the troops’ but what does that even mean? Not sending them off to pointless wars to be maimed or killed or sent back traumatized? Not funding…

What? In basketball, a player is absolutely allowed to plant himself in the path of a player driving to the basket, so long as he does so before the player starts his upward shooting motion. It’s the driving player’s responsibility to avoid contacting the player, again, unless he has already started his upward…

Breaking: Kevin Durant demands trade to Philly citing cultural fit

To be clear, LeBron personally ended the playoff careers of two NBA championship squads: the Chauncy/Rip/Wallace Pistons, and the Garnett/Pierce/Allen Celtics. And of his 8 trips to the Finals, six of them have been against two of the best squads in NBA history: the Duncan/Parker/Ginobili Spurs and the Warriors. Both…

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