When 127 Hours came out, someone asked me in a crowded elevator if I’d seen it. I said “I want to, but it sounds too long...” and someone behind me audibly groaned. I still well up with pride when I think about it.

Pinnacle of human achievement? Meh, you’ve never seen me repeat back exactly what my wife just told me even though I am clearly not listening.

No drug or supplement can substitute for a really long

“Hi SportsTalk Person!  Long time caller, first time listener here . . .”

The fact corner fades are run more often from the goal line than QB sneaks is all the proof anyone needs.

Time to put Elway down. Dude has become a menace. 

May football have more Pedersons, Vrabels, and Reichs going forward.

“Her uncle contacted the local police and county sheriff’s offices, which launched an investigation but closed it after two months”

Vegas? I Like to call it Las Wages.

To be fair, they have the “DO NOT TOUCH” in quotes, so the didn’t really mean it.

It should be illegal federally to disguise a cop car like that. Or ANY emergency vehicle. In every other nation, where the cops are there to assist, they make them obvious as possible. Here, its about tricking you.

He has the behest words.

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

With that haircut, I’d have my profile scrubbed and on lockdown.

Call up their offices, play the anthem. They’re not going to hang up on the anthem, are they?  Repeat indefinitely. 

Getting maple syrup on bacon or sausage is half the reason to have them with pancakes or waffles.

Twenty years later, and there’s still a Seinfeld for everything.

Wait, you mean having pineapple on pizza, or the debate about it?

It’s not even just the grope, or the non apology. It’s the fact that he made this moment all about him. Grande had just performed a tribute, that timeless track about feeling like a natural woman, at a funeral for the woman who wrote it and this man took 40 seconds to:

- Pull her into him like they had intimacy from…

I think Lauer is damaged goods forever. The allegations are too damning.