Bauer is a dumbass, but Houston has had more PED suspensions this year than any other organization the last time I checked. 2 out of 3 were pitchers.

I think it was the “Aaaa, you should ask his girlfriend” at the beginning that was weird. As in the coach knew something, or had a negative opinion of Rosen, but didn’t feel it was his place to talk about it. I think a normal reaction someone expects when they ask about a person is “Oh, Josh? Yeah he’s a good kid” or…

So is it a majority of Americans who actually don’t know what the president is? The president isn’t your leader, they don’t rule over you and you don’t owe them your loyalty or praise. The president is there to serve the people of the USA. The people are the boss of the president. That means you’re 100% completely…

The frozen gyoza potstickers need to be about 214 spots higher on the list. Their frozen rice is also really tasty.

To those confused: the Rockets have top level shot selection and play at a fast pace but have low player movement and ball movement. That they have great shot selection despite lack of ball and player movement just underscores how great Harden and Paul have been.

Man, salad is Trump’s enemy. That’s not a rare position.

True story: Dunkin’ Donuts saved millions on coffee stirrers by switching to your method.

Awwww, this is cute. So fresh and new, so innocent, optimistic. Welcome to the LeBron era NBA Eastern Conference playoffs, Philadelphia fanbase.

No shit?

That’s cute that you think Kyrie will make that big of a difference come playoff time.

You continue to be a fan and i will continue being the man.

Pence’s book will sell millions more copies as a result of this.

Tristan just got really lucky, the timing of everything worked out in his favor. The Cavs had to keep him, because they were already over the cap and couldn’t go out and sign anyone else who would be even remotely comparable to what he brought at that time. Like, generally sure, D and rebounding can be found…

I think it’s obvious he doesn’t believe in gravity.

ESPN: We Don’t Know Why You’re Still Watching, Either.

So the Chicken Little posts are on hold for today? These guys are going to curb stomp the East again. Hope to see the Rockets put up a fight in the West.

And despite everything: They’re still third in the East! And they have a guy playing for his 8th final in a row, so...

Clay Matthews only had to say Beadle Juice twice before she came.