Pity they missed such an oversight.

I agree. Neither do they give us truth, nor evidently do we even expect it anymore. Just entertain us with something. Make it up, spin it up, just serve it with sizzle and drama, that's all we seem to care about.

Was Nicholas Cage considered?

Who wants to listen to a bunch of sober rock stars?  That would be retarded.

I posted the same sentiment on their Facebook post of this.  I don't know how they do it because I couldn't find this tragedy funny in any way, and attempting to say anything funny would only fall very inappropriate and crass, yet The Onion has managed to hone some kind of skill towards walking that very fine line…

I posted the same sentiment on their Facebook post of this.  I don't know how they do it because I couldn't find this tragedy funny in any way, and attempting to say anything funny would only fall very inappropriate and crass, yet The Onion has managed to hone some kind of skill towards walking that very fine line…