What’d he say? “I felt like Chiclets are just so cheerful”?

Ugh. I’m a carnivore but I’ve put myself on a 2 year plan to go vegan, starting with eating vegetarian 2 days per week. Thanks for kicking my schedule up a notch today, the slaughter and mayhem needs to stop.

hey white guys:

But it’s still not enough.

Oh god no, he might never have an appetite for steak ever again. : * (

I’m appalled by the intensity of hate I feel for this judge. What a motherfucking bastard. I want bad things to happen to him.

Why are we punishing a bear? They’ve got enough problems.

This motherfucker has got to go.

I’m just glad we can finally focus on the real victim, his dad’s stash of pretzels.

You can police every aspect of your speech, you can wear the right things, you can get all the degrees and expertise, you can write the most fucking eloquent and heartbreaking courtroom statement and still there are men who will not hear you because they just don’t listen to women.

I thought it was fucked up when she crammed him in the washer. I was not prepared for how much worse it would get.

Hey, kids. Train your entire lives for one shot at glory, and we will let you swim around in shit mixed with a bit of water. Yay you!!

I have a feeling Sir Mix A Lot was not thinking of a Blake Lively type when he crafted “Baby Got Back.”

THIS IS LIKE WHEN RYAN COMPARED BLAKE LIVELY TO BEYONCE. SOMEBODY GO CHECK THE WATER AT THE REYNOLDS HOUSEHOLD BECAUSE THESE FOOLS ARE TRIPPIN.

Was tennis player a typo? Did they really mean Nascar Driver or Florida Man?

Also best not to have a terrible ghost baby tattooed on your body.

I feel so much rage.

“How do we tell young girls their academic pursuits will be worth the struggle?”