I wore sweatpants about 95% of days in high school. When I wore anything else, even just jeans, people would freak out and tell me how nice I looked.

Maybe US Soccer should spend more concentrating on paying the USWNT fair wages, making sure the team can play on a proper soccer field and generally not treating the USWNT like crap and less time thinking about national anthems.

My Facebook-posting uncle is gonna hate this if he ever starts watching soccer... or women’s sports... or if he ever starts caring about the plight of anyone outside his demographic.

Surprised there’s no lens flare.

I’m not on Jezebel, right? Good, okay. Fuck that woman. That’s all I have to say.

Im surprised people talk about this stuff so openly.

I thought this was just going to be a joke where you say to start the same players every week.

I can almost guarantee they will end up paying her to go away, because in this kind of situation that’s the least painful thing for all involved.

I seriously can’t tell if this article is satire. The woman “Danielle” sounds like a complete narcissist who absolutely refuses to accept a sincere apology multiple times, climbs leaps and bounds above the chain of command to the CEO of the company, gets a month paid leave, and comes back expecting what exactly? Did…

yup. the ptsd triggers part mad eme laugh. I am 100000% for women who feel uncomfortable in the work place for valid reasons, and this may not be the whole story, so I don’t want to say she sucks, but if this is the only incident, or this is how it usually plays out, this woman strikes me as the mom at the PTA who…

Gunning straight for that HR settlement no doubt. I read it more as a pop culture reference joke than a rape joke.

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

1. Why would you want to party with someone who raped you at all, never mind less than two weeks before?

Not the first time that a Trojan snuck in through the backdoor while everyone was sleeping

And all he’s done as the DH is hit strong home run slams all over the baseball yard.

Word. My commute is at 5:30 am through suburbia so I’m like the only guy on the road. When I’m on the bike I just stop, look, and run the light.

My ex-wife went to this concert.

DEF LEPPARD SUCKS!

Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.

Not a dog, but here’s Wilson, who is a kid.