Full disclosure: I’m not the first one to write a story about just how much an Apple can cost. That would be a couple by the name of Adam and Eve. They found out the hard way—and it seems that we’re still learning the hard way today.

I don’t need an iPhone.

Those things were pushed out by clearly better technology. Bluetooth hasn’t proven itself to be better to me. Sure, based on specs it may be better but for convenience and every day use 3.5mm earphones are still better.

Jared Leto wakes up in the morning and thinks “wow man, like, how can I turn the dark mirror on to society itself, like how can I show them what insanity truly is” before applying his eyeliner.

Is it bad that I kinda like Weird Art Shia? I definitely like him more than Weird Art James Franco or Weird Art Joaquin Phoenix, and far more than I ever liked Blockbuster Actor Shia. He’s had a few good turns since (he had a great supporting role in Nymphomaniac).

And of course there’s this.

Disturbia also wasn’t too bad.

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

Was the windshield tinted black?

Something similar happened to Jordan years ago. Jordan stayed late for three hours dunking on the kid repeatedly and then as a sign of respect, invited the kid and his whole family to Jordan’s camp.

That plane crashed in the ocean, killing all on board.
Jordan did not play.

You mean when Ann Coulter was just a filly.

to the folks on here hating because the cyclist never “worked” a day in his life: your emotional reaction to this story has everything to do with your own internal state and your own dissatisfaction with some part of yourself. deep down, i bet several of you are jealous that you chose not to lead this kind of…

How fast do the women pitch? The USA clip, the pitcher looked like she threw damn hard...

that was way too many words to say “if you don’t agree with my narrow world view, you suck.”

If a Cardinal did it though...

When I stand for the anthem I start mentally checking off the various ballpark foods I want to eat that day.

Awwww, you're so full of shit.

He’s a sneaky athletic, high-motor gym rat who has a high football IQ and plays the game the right way.

Or because she’s at the *Met Gala* surrounded by exclusively famous, wealthy, and/or exceptonal people and she just...didn’t register to him?