“So this guy walks in...and get this, doesn’t use the bathroom. The whole time, i’m like what, this guy idn’t gonna use the bathroom? So while i’m sitting there trying to wrap my brain around why this guy idn’t using the bathroom, i’m taking practice swings with Lou Slugger, trying to keep from beating this jerkoffs…

I think that this was mean.

What happened to teams wanting him to play TE? Did he botch that too? or does he still insist on playing nothing but QB? Does he think he can play QB in right field? Are there any horse socks?

Why am I not surprised by the misleading headline and utter lack of piss? What’s up with 2016 this year? Gimme that piss!

In a word, shit.

In a word, shit.

As a mostly ignorant spectator, do we have one player that’d see the field were they to play for Argentina? Would they even make the team?

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Ah, the fauxaffluent, or mid-to-upper middle class car dealership spawn.

No matter how appropriate the circumstance, I always feel like a douche using the word ‘aesthetic’.

Anyone else get a lesbian vibe off of him?

The other day a friend called me. I ignored it. That same friend then face-timed me. I had a heart attack.

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Bad drivers, ranked:

I disagree. I believe power cleans to be the most talent indicative lift of any lift.

I’ve specifically purchased bedtime only boxers, which are one size up from my everyday boxers. It wouldn’t be a stretch to say that getting out of the shower and stepping into a pair of clean, slightly too large boxers is the highlight of my day.

Having only seen it once, my sentiments fell in line with dragonfilet’s (outside of Nux’s arc, which was my favorite part of the story). However, after reading your take, I admit I could have been too distracted by the visuals and frenetic pace to appreciate any nuance below the surface. So you’ve at least convinced…

I don’t see socially awkward, neurotic, or emotionally detached on this list. Does this mean I’m a catch?

You have my sword