The NFL just suspended a de facto retired kicker an additional 6 games in order to strengthen their case against Elliot.

There is a part of me that thinks the NFL fucked this up on purpose, that way it just goes away by process of exhaustion rather than action... But then I remember that Roger Goodell is so stupid he could accidentally fuck his own face and I wouldn’t be surprised.

Most places call them editors.

our new country’s motto; “it’s not gone well”

Actually I’m a fan, which I why I fully expect every good thing that comes this team’s way to be ripped from under me, because why wouldn’t it?

I for one predict great things for him. In fact I can picture it now, a healthy Kenny Galloway announces the end of a Hall of Fame career, retiring at age 29.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

Aww man. Just 7 more and he could run his own scrimmages.

Let me be the first to welcome the Oakland Raiders to their new home.

I’ll take a stab at it:

The show includes a character named Token. Token Black. His family is the richest in the town of South Park, and they are—as their surname indicates—black.

Token has routinely been employed in the series to demonstrate the other boys’ misunderstandings concerning race relations here in the US.…

Do you know how I know you’re white?

If the bog-standard level of “satire” employed by South Park went over your head, then man.

Lol, sure they are.

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

South Park is getting in on the real life simulator here.

I know! It was a very big lead! That the Falcons blew!

To paraphrase Earnest Hemingway:
“For sale, championship hat, never worn.”
-Falcon’s fans

Why this wasn’t posted at 2:32 PM i’ll never know.

There are the moved goalposts! Bennett “gives his side of the story”, we’re told “wait to see if there’s any video evidence” to support what NO ONE has any real need to doubt — that a tough guy with a badge and a gun decides that the large guy running away from gun shots is the perp and gets all heavy — video evidence…