The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

you spelled dick wrong, but essentially correct.

They’re calling him the greatest fighter in history, not the greatest entertainer. He comes from a tradition of extremely successful, extremely boring fighters:

MMA fans are desperate that their latest, greatest hope for legitimacy is about to get his ass kicked by an old boxer.

Not sure McGregor even has the edge in incomprehensible gibberish.

Jalike dags?

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

Little do we all know, MacGregor has spent the last 8 years developing a resistance to iocane powder.

People have tried moving against Floyd, but has anyone tried not moving?

The fact that his contract demands for the fight included an RV with very specific decor should be concerning.

This is the type of answer I would expect from the typical, uneducated UFC fan. The type of answer who would overlook superior outcomes such as meteor or sinkhole under the ring.

Clearly his technique of standing flatfooted, in one place while telegraphing huge, looping hooks is going to do well against one of the most technical, defensive fighters in history.

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

PEE. TAPE.

Please, say them. SAY THEM!

This is Peak HamNo everyone.

All of this is so so so so so dumb.

People fucking blow Chris Paul for how much better he makes his teammates, and Westbrook averaged 1.2 assists more per game this season.

As a black man, it was very heart warming to see both of his parents there AND to see his wife. Don’t get me wrong. If you were born to a single mother in the hood and made it out, props to you. I just want to give props for people who are able to and/or choose to do it this way. There is not enough this on…

Yeah, they should make it more like football, where they stop and stand around for 3 minutes for about every 20 seconds of play or like soccer where hours can pass without anyone scoring. Pace is definitely the problem with basketball.