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I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the

Fuck sports for under-age girls. They ruin their bodies, they suffer abuse, all for what? To say they’re the best girl under 15 to do sports stuff? Seriously this has been going on for so long, ti’s pathetic. How many of them are doing it due to insane family pressure? Is it worth never developing properly because of

I mean, the dude is up there advocating for the termination of up to 4 police officers for the kinds of shit that every other department has thus far tried to ignore and sweep under the rug. Cut the fucking guy a break. By all accounts he’s doing the right thing. He can use every bit of cop speak in the world if it’s

I LOVE Magic Johnson as a player, but can you imagine his slow ass trying to guard KD?

Steve Kerr would have shot Curry, Durant and Thompson’s dicks off from 3.

The internet is both a blessing and a curse to pregnant women. You can find out anything you ever wanted to know about pregnancy, fetuses, childbirth, etc. And you can find out everything you never wanted to know about the same. Beautiful stories about miraculous babies being brought into the world; horror stories

THIS is the Real L Word. Bunch of rich, drama-filled (mostly) white lesbos dressed in linen. (note, I am gay in case this is read as any kind of hatred based on sexuality)

I think her sexuality is “attention”. Right now, Abby = Attention, so it works for her, I guess.

I’m also willing to put some of the fault on Coach Lebron and GM Lebron.

“LeBron, is this a case of where you have to defend home court at this point?”

I think I said this in the article last year, but hopefully it’s worth repeating. What we call “men’s” and “women’s” divisions are essentially testosterone-level divisions. The majority of men fall above some line (probably the line you suggest), the majority of women below that line, and if we want both populations

He was definitely faking a shot attempt and it’s telling that even in slow-mo, his hand maybe doesn’t touch the ball and if it did, it was for a frame or two, so like 1/30th of a second. It’s also telling that James, a notorious complainer, who was staring at Curry intensely the entire sequence didn’t even do the

I so wanted this to be them fighting eachother

“And James probably deserved better than he got.”

“Spill The Blood” would make a great football intro. Not “War Ensemble,” though. I don’t think Middle America could handle a song so goddamned awesome.

I’d rather see John Clayton and his pals Slayer do the opening theme.

You’ve seen pictures of the guy. Summer sun hits him and he doesn’t even bother burning, he just starts welting up like an overcooked hot dog.

“No video on the internet has ever made me this uncomfortable.”

They already have one. It’s called “not clicking the articles.”