Depends on the baby. I guess they didn’t want to get into “by the way, your baby may in fact scramble around for hours on end like a crazed racoon stuck in a recycling bin.”

Ted Nugent is a guy who once bragged about shitting his pants to avoid serving his country. The fact conservatives embrace him is just another reason why their world view is irreconcilable with critical thinking.

It’s called morning sickness, but it’s a misnomer as I thought all people knew. It doesn’t happen only in the morning for Christ’s sake. If you know so little about pregnancy try not commenting with the intent to diminish her achievement. All pregnancies are different but having given birth 3 times I can tell you…

2pac would be proud. Maybe not about that outfit, but definitely about IDGAF

...Yeah, holy shit, you could’ve just said “No, I don’t know how it works, I’ll consult Google now”.

I assume you’re a dude, and thus have never experienced morning sickness.

Most Victories Pregnant? jk

Serena Williams is the goddamn MVP.

As long as she is eating properly, no. Not until the last trimester at least. She could still exercise then, too, but at a reduced level. There is so much strain on the muscles at that point it’s easier to injure yourself. The baby is well protected.

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Just looking for the restroom.

I’m maybe (actually, “probably”) giving Barkley too much credit here, but I took his comments to mean “we shouldn’t be sitting here looking in at his grief. It’s wrong, this guy needs to be with his family, not thrust into being a spectacle for thousands in person, and millions on TV.” Which is how I felt. Maybe he…

Now I want to know if it’s the same bird that pops back up at the end, or if it’s another one stepping up for his turn.

Every time someone releases a dove, they are required by law to cut a royalty check to John Woo.

This guy loves his eyeball. And this bird got revenge.

“You know, the last time someone ordered me to do something I was 18 years old, and it was my daddy, and I listened to him, because he was paying for half of my bachelor’s degree.”

Isn’t it, like, the third in as many days?

You didn’t read the article. It was not the family’s gun.

Hopefully he gets a basketball rematch with Prince.

Charlie Murphy walks up to the Pearly Gates and as he enters, feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and take a blow to the forehead.