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Hahaha oh man, that is my favorite thing.

Same. I think I just give excessively firm handshakes now just to prove a point. Limp fish handshakes drive me up the wall. Unless there’s a germaphobe thing for it. I get it. But that’s usually not the case.

It’s already been filmed, but I won’t know until later whether he blew it; it’s Schrodinger’s Fuck-Up.

This is my new plan for the limp/half handshake. It genuinely grosses me out when people do that.

Dresses like the world’s oldest/biggest 5th grader.

I will paypal $100 to the first Kinja engineer who makes it so that including old stories in a new post doesn’t retain all the comments from the old story. I’m 100% serious. Anyone else want to chip in?

Oh, gosh, the husband card. Yes. My husband does not like to go out, but I do, and he doesn’t care that I go out without him. More than once I’ve had someone— always a man— ask me what my husband thought of me being out and about with friends that do not include him. What the fuck? I’m an adult. He thinks I’m going

Albert Burneko tried to ignore a post by Rob Harvilla

Thanks for telling this story, because yes, older more established women can be allies, but they can also very much be part of the problem too.

Yeah, when people grill me about stats or some crap like that, I say “I work 60 hours a week on a regular basis, I don’t have time to memorize stats, asshat.”

This. I purposely give extra firm handshakes to men simply because so many of them have given me that limp fish crap.

Congratulations on experiencing a sexist microaggression!!!!!

In sixth grade, I was disallowed from answering mental math questions because I generally got the answer faster than anyone else in class. Once I was forced to stay quiet, a single boy started answering at about my same rate. He was never told he needed to not participate.

I work in sports. While it’s a male world and it has its elements of hard and soft sexism, overall, I think my particular place of business tried hard within what it is and is open to being called out, which is at least a start. However, back when I was dating, I was purposefully vague about what I did for a living.

OH MY GOD!!!!

Hey I made it in the roundup even though I’m usually in the greys! This is like my proudest moment, you guys.

My never liked long hair. The last time she let it grow out it ended up annoying the crap out of her. Now, she has gorgeous hair. Like, nice, thick blonde semi wavy hair that people would just die to have, and I’ve always been kind of jealous of it. So she goes into the salon with this gorgeous hair down to her

Just today a contractor called to talk about insurance. He told me I sounded like I could be his daughter. Then he said “Just pretend I’m your daddy.”

The most public was the rape and other violent images, which caused a public letter and then the changes to Kinja.

I want to sock Dinger