Leo story— Pre-titanic days: my friends and I kept meeting him out at all these clubs (we were all underage). He invited us to his friend Mike's house up Wonderland Ave. He and Mike were in the back of my car, and Leo piped up, "Dude, you know what I want to do tonight? I want to fuck!" These words singed my…

Except that players kissing their girlfriends after being drafted happens all the time. Those significant others are often traded in for hotter models after the first game check comes, but the kissing still happens.

Queers: 1

Every year they show numerous straight guys kissing their girlfriends when they get the call. Do you have an issue with that?

Wasn't this the first year that ZERO players from UT got drafted?

I like the guy who requested a clip of Blake Bortles' junk instead.

All I know is Bomani Jones is trolling the hell out of the people who are complaining about ESPN showing Sam kissing his boyfriend by using that image as his twitter avatar.

Yeah, damn that 21 year old for not acting like a staid curmudgeon after getting drafted by the fucking NFL!! Anything beyond shaking hands is too much! Professionalism!!!

He just kissed his boyfriend on live TV, so I fully expect conservative America to lose their shit.

As a Ram fan of nearly 35+ years, I couldn't be prouder to call myself a fan of this team.

YOU ALL KNOW MY PAIN. LET'S START A SAD, HATLESS SUPPORT GROUP.

Oh summertime is the worst time. You want to wear a big floppy summer hat? TOO BAD FAT HEAD. Slick lady fedora? NONE FOR YOU

So many cute hats! I can't wear them because I've got a giant head. I don't get to be fashionable and with the times.

I was sitting here thinking how beautiful she looks precisely because of the little wrinkles and "imperfections" showing in these pictures compared to so many of her peers. She looks magnificent.

Either way, I approve!

Hi everybody! Your friendly neighborhood ShutTheFuckUp Man here. That other thread over at Gawker Prime is such a trainwreck that even I don't have time to find all the people who need to be told to shut the fuck up. If you happen to come across any truly egregious posters, please send up the STFU Signal and let me…

The Colbert one is the gold standard. Seth was really good too, but I think that one will be more remembered for Obama being so relaxed while he knew the Bin Laden strike was about to be underway (which had it gone wrong could have cost him his re-election.) Colbert was truly speaking truth to power in a room full…

Colbert — NO CONTEST.

Totally! My parents hunt for sustenance. They are much more comfortable now than they were in past years so they don't absolutely financially need to now, but they enjoy it as a hobby now and eat everything they kill. My mom even makes jewellery and other goods out of the left over feathers, fur etc. Between the…