Oh, no doubt that she never took off like she should have, and absolutely no doubt that it was because she presented as butch. (Same with MC Lyte, who I think was openly bisexual?)

I was OBSESSED with Da Brat when I was a early teen. I loved her as a rapper and I loved the way she dressed. In retrospect, I realize that she was one of very few visible women who made little Dick Jokes feel like it was okay and even sexy to be butch.

Garth is and always will be the best.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Shall_…

Harold? Harold, is that you?

Pointers are great, but they're really, really not for everybody. My boy is part Pointer, and while I do love him very much, like most dogs of the breed he's incredibly high strung, hard-headed and requires an incredible amount of exercise. He's also not good with young children and can be VERY destructive if you…

I literally laughed out loud at that. I DON'T DO DATES, STEVEN

I thought very hard about answering with "computer science," but that's too obvious an answer. So, I'll go with the other low-hanging fruit: Forensic Science.

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-things-csi…

Without giving away the answer, the next number in the pattern is 13112221.

Maybe it's because I'm extremely literal-minded (or just much better at number puzzles than word puzzles), but I knew the answer to this one just upon glancing at it.

I'M SMART TODAY YAY

"Guys in North Dakota are sporting this look now."

Um, NOW? Try forever. Clearly, you're not from the Great Plains region, where this look has been and will forever be in fashion.

NEW GRACE JONES SONG?!?!?!?!?

I don't even watch this show and I'm on team Uncle Poodle. Get those kids out, and into the home of someone who loves them.

I like the guy from 0:22-27 who falls and then pops back up right in front of the camera, as if to say "I'm okay!"

Most of them haven't actually opened that one, either. They might know a few quotes, but that doesn't mean much.

Firearms are a poor choice of weapon in close-range combat. This is especially true for women. A woman in danger is most likely being assaulted by someone larger and familiar to her; both of those factors significantly increase the chance that she'll have the gun taken from her by her assailant before she can use it…

This is the best story.

This is great.

STOP CENSORING ME!!!

Dear god, another one. No, censorship is NOT the same thing as being told to shut up. Censorship is the active suppression of speech. Being told to mind your own business about someone else's birth choices is not "censorship."

You do realize that your logic is completely reductive, right? By your argument, you're…

I don't think you understand what "censorship" is.