@Bucky Rodgers (4:19 . . . close enough): diarrhea

@jms: looks like a weather balloon to me

Hey #Apple, change the #iPad switch back to screen lock!

@Alexander Ligon: [blog.iphone-dev.org]

@valdesjon: Soooooorry...

Just be happy you don't live in New Jersey!

@lilgamerman: You can make one by wrapping a cotton bud (q-tip) in aluminum foil.

works on mac by using the pinch to zoom gesture

@iii moozez iii: *Supermans

@Pinkhamster: wtf is that on the bottom right?

@Nameless: coiled copper wire to induce a magnetic field

@jdale: Well technically a magnet's range is infinite, just gets weaker as you increase distance

@Nameless: because its for more than one thing

@confusedpublic: embedding disabled by request

@BoscoH: well all you would need to do is get a bunch of laptop batteries and see if the explode well. They could go to the planne graveyard like they did with the bullet pressure episode.

Best way to do this if you have a Nikon camera and a speedlight - put it into wireless mode (very easy, google your camera and commander mode). You get to use the popup flash and you can put the speedlight somewhere aswell to get some cool effects.

@StinkyPeteThePirate: because you can have any size bag, you could use this on a trash bag if you wanted to

@Matthew A. R. Sherian: you can have all the shrimp in your ass as you want my friend, I wanna steer clear of crapper crustaceans

babies having babies

@dicer999: this also works on my Macbook pro's trackpad