Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Thunder GM: Hey Russ, I’m just calling to make sure you know the new Durant rules.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

If there’s one thing Thibs always gives his players, it’s time.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

He’s in the penalty box for ruffing

Finally, I can Smoke on the Water

Finally, I can Smoke on the Water

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Slightly off topic???

Somehow, I read everything but the first line.

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

I went to the same school as Bryant “Big Country” Reeves and the school was a pontoon boat and what we learned was that you have to keep Big Country wet or he’ll die. It was incredible to be a part of that.

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”

It’s not that weird when you consider that he’s a bitch.

(Whispers) not all white men

Oh, I thought this was going to be about ordering enough food to feed 4 people and then yelling to your imaginary family “Food’s here!” so that the delivery guy doesn’t think you’re a loser ordering a single serving of orange chicken on a Friday night.