I’m a van man, thanks

“More importantly, I can drive the F-150 because I WANT TO. I can afford to, this is ‘Murica, and you can simply COPE with it.”

While we’re on the topic of headlights, can we make it a felony to install HID’s in place of halogens?

Not gonna lie, there is a small, nasty part of me that would like him to be touched by strangers every day for the rest of his life. Not injured, just tapped on the ass or a quick shoulder rub, or a brief but unmistakable boner grinding against his hip on the train. Just small invasions, unpredictable and not worth…