Too bad “Birther” was already taken.

Okay, so two months is too long, then?

Okay, Biden, now’s the time to commission Trump’s portrait for the presidential gallery.

So we have a chosen one called Skywalker Scargiver, living on Arrakis Tatooine some unnamed desert planet, there will be fights with lightsabers glowing swords, and epic battles against the Galactic Empire Space Fascists.

I mean, the #1 red flag is, it’s an HOA contract.

They should really release a short featurette or something filling people in a bit about her backstory.

They actually did it right with stereoscopic 3D.  Plus they used it to give the movie actual depths instead of just throwing shit at the audience like a lot of other 3D movies do. The tunnel scenes especially.

So far I’m finding season 2 of Good Omens to be kinda boring.

Squidbillies is also leaving, something that may be important to some of the Cartoon Network/Adult Swim crowd.

Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, Blow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, sure. But how many of you remember his hysterical stint as the conniving and crazy Andrew on Murphy Brown?

There will be a special memorial gathering of his fans in the basement of the Alamo.

They’re both old bowling alleys that predate pin setting machines.

No, it’s mostly just adults who don’t want to spend their Saturday night bowling under a bunch of black lights surrounded by teenagers with contemporary pop music blasting on the speakers.

There are still a couple of private bowling clubs in my town that employ pin boys. My older brother’s first job was working as a pin boy, and that was in the early to mid 90's.

He also insists that you can talk about him without mentioning he’s a moron.

If only they got that on tape. What an astounding mental gymnastics display Republicans would put on then.

I used a cost-effective and labor-free technique called “neglect.”

Within a couple seasons my old lawn was completely replaced by native grasses and other ground cover that require zero maintenance. I know because I provide zero maintenance (besides the occasional mowing, because ticks and snakes and such), and it’s…

I’m okay with this.

Damn, I thought this was going to be streaming somewhere. Like on HBOMax. Oh, well. At least I can catch up on the series there before I decide whether or not to buy the first physical media movie I’ve purchased in like the last five years.