Didn’t want to save this one for Evil Week?

Yeah, seriously, WTF? 

Also, there’s nothing wrong with heating water in a microwave to make a cup of tea. You hear that, British people? I hardly ever drink tea, and there’s no point in wasting money and cabinet space (let alone counter space) on an appliance I would use only a couple times a year. I eat way more toast and drink way more…

What? No “Listening to music on your phone without earbuds?” 

In the town of Springfield, it is illegal to be a bear, as well as being an accessory to being a bear.

“I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up ‘Money Laundering’ on Lifehacker!”

What I think of every time I read an article health article like this:

1) Matching shoes and belt, socks matching with pants.
2) Hiding tattoos
3) No Socks and sandals
4) No white after Labor Day
5) No sweatpants outside the gym or home

Did you hear about the 4'2" tall mystic who got caught performing fake seances for grieving relatives and went on the run to escape fraud charges? The police put out an APB for a small medium at large.

Lizard.

Additionally, it was revealed that the Willow series will feature Mr. Robot’s Christian Slater.

Just wait a week or so. It’ll be back in one of those formats.

Especially when they take something that was an article a week or so ago and then turn it into a video. I don’t think this one was, but I’ve seen them do it before.

1) Use as meat tenderizer by mixing with dry rub
2) Use as fertilizer by mixing with organic matter like leaves or cut grass
3) Use as a deodorizer by putting in an open jar in a cabinet or fridge.

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I went the small chest of drawers route. The vertical area taken up by spindly legs of table-style nightstands is wasted space that could be best utilized for extra storage. Plus the top is just about level with my bed, and is big enough for my clock, water, a box of tissues, and my lamp.

No With Honors? Not even honorable mention?

If you’re suspicious of your eggs you can always do the float test. Just put them in a bowl of water. If they float to the surface or bob between the top and the bottom, throw them out. If they stay at the bottom, even if they stand on end, they’re still good. 

I just hope this doesn’t cause a resurgence of 3D movie popularity. I mean, I know they still do 3D movies, but theaters don’t still dedicate half their screens to them like they did back then.

That being said, when it came out, Avatar did 3D right. They actually shot in stereoscopic 3D instead of fudging it in post,…

Get ready for the inevitable incel nerd rage when they do away with the scale mail bikini armor.