While I agree that the original title is better than Money Heist, and while “Peaky Blinders” sounds a bit silly (although that’s the name of the actual street gang the show is loosely based on), they’re both great shows and you’re missing out.

“Money Heist” is such a bullshit generic title. It’s like calling a western “Cowboy Adventure.”

Or binge watch the entire series of Over the Garden Wall. Only 10 episodes at 11 minutes each, it adds up to the length of a movie. Super autumn-y feel to this show.

I have enough to wonder about my plain old digital scale. I think if the weight it reads isn’t within a certain threshold of difference from the last weight it read, it just displays the last weight. I’ve taken to holding my laundry basket or something else with significant weight before weighing just myself to make…

People who believe in the “rest day after every workout day” thingobviously never worked a manual labor job. You don’t get to take a rest day between every day of laying bricks or digging ditches.

Then there was a guy I read about a few years who while working remotely actually outsourced his own job to a Chinese software development company, paying them out of his own salary and keeping the rest. He eventually got caught because he wasn’t using a VPN, so his employer found out people were using his login…

Is it Leg Day? Because fuck Leg Day.

Tell them to buzz off?

...I said it so you don’t have to.

Porn videos on actual, physical media? Rare artifacts indeed. I’m surprised they were worth only $30,000.

♪ What’ll you do when you get COVID ♫
♫ And none of your family’s by your side? ♪
♪ You put off vaxxing, and masking much too long ♫
♫ Instead you ingested vermicide ♪

♪ Layla, it’s brought you to your knees ♫
♫Layla, you’ve contracted the disease ♪
♪ Layla, Pfizer offered help but you declined ♫

♫ They had to give you…

Ah, yes, the phone case wallet. Convenient, one-stop shopping for pickpockets and thieves. Saves the absent-minded the trouble of having to lose two separate things by allowing them to lose both at the same time! Think of all the stories you’ll have to tell friends and family about all the times you wound up stranded…

Shhh... stop cock-blocking Natural Selection.

I had no reaction whatsoever. A sore arm the first time, and absolutely nothing the second, not even a sore arm. If I wasn’t able to see the tiny prick spot I would have doubted they injected me at all.

I don’t know about “need,” but if it doesn’t do any harm, I’ll take it. Eight months from my seconds shot puts me in January 2022 for a booster, so that gives me some time to wait and see.

Your forever crush is a urine-soaked, bacteria-ridden skank with a chemical dependency.

Just be careful when you’re stretching or tying your shoes.

I hang a pair of underwear on my bed knob so it’s close at hand for whenever I might need to get up in the night.

If you want a question answered quickly and accurately, simply go to an online forum (any forum, really) and post an answer to that question that you are absolutely sure is false. In no time you will be inundated with replies correcting you. Once you are satisfied that you have the correct answer, turn off your…

Just stay a few drinks behind the drunkest person there, you’ll be fine. Everyone will remember them, not you.