Bright should have been a TV series instead of a feature-length film. They just tried to cram too much lore in two hours.

This is good news. It’s the nests they’re not finding that worry me.

Then there was a guy I read about a few years who while working remotely actually outsourced his own job to a Chinese software development company, paying them out of his own salary and keeping the rest. He eventually got caught because he wasn’t using a VPN, so his employer found out people were using his login…

Is it Leg Day? Because fuck Leg Day.

Give children nightmares or GTFO.

Tell them to buzz off?

...I said it so you don’t have to.

Help identify the dickhole who ordered takeout in the middle of a flood.

He just wants to be able to sell his cars directly to consumers without having to go through dealerships and wants the law to change to allow him to do so.

I read somewhere under this law an Uber driver could be sued just for driving you to the clinic. Is that even if they didn’t know what they were driving you there for? For all they know you work there, or are getting a cancer screening. What if you didn’t tell them it was a PP, you just gave the address? Does it still…

If you get confirmation that you’re pregnant from your doctor, wouldn’t disclosure of that information by anyone employed by that office be a major HIPAA violation? Likewise if you went to PP and they confirmed it? Wouldn’t you be able to sue them for way more than $10,000 if they told? So if you don’t tell anyone…

Porn videos on actual, physical media? Rare artifacts indeed. I’m surprised they were worth only $30,000.

Well, glad I filled up my car today before the idiots with grocery bags start lining up again.

♪ What’ll you do when you get COVID ♫
♫ And none of your family’s by your side? ♪
♪ You put off vaxxing, and masking much too long ♫
♫ Instead you ingested vermicide ♪

♪ Layla, it’s brought you to your knees ♫
♫Layla, you’ve contracted the disease ♪
♪ Layla, Pfizer offered help but you declined ♫

♫ They had to give you…

*deep breath*
...

According to the N.S. Sherlock Research Institute, they simply counted how many people died from getting the vaccine, added that to the number of people who died from COVID despite being vaccinated, and then compared this to the number of unvaccinated people who died from COVID. 

Ah, yes, the phone case wallet. Convenient, one-stop shopping for pickpockets and thieves. Saves the absent-minded the trouble of having to lose two separate things by allowing them to lose both at the same time! Think of all the stories you’ll have to tell friends and family about all the times you wound up stranded…

Which is what fans wanted in the first place.

Shhh... stop cock-blocking Natural Selection.

I’ve always wanted to go to a beach and bury pie tins with “Sorry, try again!” “Better luck next time!” and other such messages for the guys with metal detectors.

Either holding back for a big reveal, or not showing up at all. Ed’s a little problematic. He/she/they/whichever is appropriate’s behavior exhibits a lot of that erratic anime weirdness that doesn’t translate that well to a more grounded live-action vehicle. Probably going to have to be a lot of rewriting for the…