I will never again start a series that has not already concluded. I already got burned once by Robert Jordan and the Wheel of Time series taking forever and dragging on until he died and they had to have another author posthumously finish it for him, and it still took two additional books for him to do it.

Now GRRM is…

This scene from Logan Lucky says it all:

“What if I pick you and I’m not what you expect underneath?”

Just stay a few drinks behind the drunkest person there, you’ll be fine. Everyone will remember them, not you.

I did. First  dose I had a sore shoulder for a couple days, the second dose I hardly felt and had no side effects whatsoever, so I doubt if it even bled much, if at all. I didn’t look when I took it off.

I wouldn’t sue, if I was Twitter. I’d buy a little plot of land in Florida, put in a Merry-Go-Round and a Ferris Wheel, some sprinklers and a Slip-n-Slide, maybe a mini golf course, a couple concession stands, hire a guy to stand around in a blue bird costume, call the whole place Twitter Land and then promptly…

So glad this one did mess me up as much as I was afraid it was going to.

What do you call a movie like that? A Spaghetti Molestern?

If some video game in the near future does not have a Water Bear Gun in its arsenal, I will be sorely disappointed. Looking at you, Ratchet and Clank!

Don’t be sad; they’re going to be reincarnated.

Not all heroes wear capes.

If labor is in high demand but short supply, I would think the Free Market would require employers to pay more for labor. But oh, no, let’s take away benefits so they can have their underpaid workforce back.

Harley Quinn’s doing pretty well for what basically started off as a one-off throwaway background character in a kids’ cartoon.

How about criminal penalties for negligent congressmen who instigate insurrections?

Well, look on the bright side, getting three diseases from one tick bite is marginally better than getting them from three separate tick bites.

HEB (a Texas grocery chain) sells sushi that is prepared in-store where you can see them, at the same kiosk where you pick it up from. It’s done by a contracted third-party company. I’ve often had tuna sushi and nigiri from them and it’s always been just fine.

I once saw a gas station that sold menudo. Is that better, or worse?

*breathes heavily*

Herman’s Head lasted long enough to require 10 episodes a day for 1 week? I had no idea.