It was a joke.

Just get a bunch of shady lawyers to go on conservative TV and file a bunch of frivolous lawsuits declaring that you were NOT, in fact, crushed by a landslide.

Dutch is more or less impossible to find. It’s not streaming anywhere. You can’t buy it digitally on Amazon. You can’t even really buy a DVD of it at regular prices. Resellers have copies of it listed at extremely high prices.

Seriously. The PS4 app is garbage.

Not really a disaster, exactly. Just that my grandfather on my dad’s side always raved about how good the stuffing and gravy was when my mom hosted Thanksgiving, and one year he and Granny showed up early and found out how the sausage was made, so to speak.

Our stuffing? Stovetop from a box. And her gravy is just…

Of course, the more people know about this, the less useful it will be.

You have to have a copy of something really rare or niche for it to be worth anything on eBay. The best I ever did was sell a still-sealed copy of Star Wars: A New Hope for $125 that I found at a church rummage sale for $0.25.

That’s one of the few pictures I’ve seen of Stephen Miller that doesn’t look like he’s watching with dispassionate fascination as a baby deer is eaten alive by fire ants. This one looks like he’s saying something like “Hey, if they didn’t want the orphanage to burn down, they shouldn’t have made it out of wood!”

Part of what I’m reading online has to do with Spanish being a definitely binary-gendered language with no gender-neutral nouns. That trying to impose gender-neutral words into the language is like a form of Anglicizing their culture, or something. Outside forces intruding on their culture in the name of woke-ness.

Did it ever occur to you that maybe you just hate the holidays? I mean, seriously? You hate pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce, AND sugar cookies? . Somewhere, a schmaltzy Hallmark Christmas movie is missing its grouchy, curmudgeonly character that has to learn how to feel the holiday spirit. 

Fuck your grandmother’s traditional family recipe for homemade organic artisinal cranberry sauce that’s all mushy and has seeds and ten different spices and and what feels like bits of stems or some shit in it. I don’t care how many generations its been passed down. It tastes like shit.

REAL CRANBERRY SAUCE HAS…

Well, a Pew study from earlier this year found that about 60% of people of Latin American descent prefer “Hispanic”, followed by “Latino” at 30%. Only about 3% use it.

It’s apparently not the preferred term among most Hispanic people.

There are multi-billion dollar corporations with entire workforces who do not use the infrastructure, don’t gas up their cars, buy a cup of coffee, hire daycare, or keep a large chunk of the US workforce employed. Because they’re all overseas! How about we try taxing the fuck out of them a bit, before hanging me up…

But then Trump refused to concede, so we’re holding off until the inauguration. 

Recently built a new PC to upgrade from my 10-year-old system. I was spurred partly by the announcement of the new Nvidia cards and partly by the fact that I got 5% cash back on Amazon purchases that month, so it seemed like a good time to do it. I got a free download code for AC: Valhalla with my CPU. Unfortunately…

That’s Jan. 20, at 12:01 PM.

If that happens, I want the Secret Service agents who frog-march him out of there to wear body cameras and get it all on video, with audio. Multiple angles. Or better yet, have a full film crew go in.