He was probably rated 4-F for severe chronic anemia.

I gave you two stars, but deducted one for failing to include a picture Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka, or of those kids in the back of the police car in Super Troopers.

NEVER pay the list price for a Udemy course. Every few weeks they have site-wide sales where every course costs like $9.99 or $12.99, or something like that, even courses that are normally a few hundred dollars. A huge reduction. If you’re patient, you can save a lot of money. In fact, right now they have a Memorial…

I love my G915 too. A few years ago I never would have considered owning a $250 keyboard, but I have no buyers remorse for this.

Incidentally, you CAN program complex keyboard commands for the hotkeys. If it’s not in the list, go to the MACROS section and it lets you record a set of keypresses. You can even set a…

I love my G915 too. A few years ago I never would have considered owning a $250 keyboard, but I have no buyers…

Pfft. Right. As if they'd have us.

I only use mayo on the inside of the sandwich. A thin layer on one piece of bread gives it a nice tang. 

Well, he’d splat into the ground instead of swinging, and criminals would be momentarily confused instead of tightly bound in sticky webbing, and would likely proceed to beat the crap out of him, unless he got them in the eyes, because that would probably sting a bit. He’d also look a bit silly, since it wouldn’t…

“The only ‘straining’ those ‘strained carrots’ saw was when a constipated rabbit SHAT THEM OUT INTO THE JAR!”

Rye bread is good too, if you’re feeling fancy.

Otherwise I just use white bread.

I used to write annoying catchphrases like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I binged the whole season yesterday, and enjoyed it. I mean, sure, you kinda hear Rick the whole time when Korvo talks, but it’s still fun. Quite bloody in places. And the people in the wall is a cool little subplot.

$100,000 seems pretty high to start decreasing the payment. I would have expected it much, much lower.

I think in Texas at least they have exceptions for people who are either in one of the at-risk categories (over 65 or immunocompromised) or who live with someone in an at-risk category. So if your 67-year-old mother lives with you, you can’t be compelled to go back to work. It also applies if you have kids, the…

Seriously. That’s most of the reason I ever go to Alamo. I don’t usually take advantage of their non-theater food, another theater in town recently upgraded to much nicer seating, and the men’s room always reeks of piss, even early in the day. The extra pre-show content is the only place it really sticks out now.

Hallo, und wilkommen to “Cooking mit Heinrich.” On today’s zhow, vie vill be cooking zee Asian giant hornet, or “Mordhornisse,” how you zay, “Murder Hornet.” Zer iss really only vun vay to do it properly, but vurst I must haff mein assistant Hans fetch zee proper eqvipment:

Well, if we don’t know if getting it once means you’re immune to getting it again, if this keeps up, we’ll soon find out.

Well, it also has the fatal flaw that such a punishment would presumably be intended to shame him, and the thing is, he is incapable of feeling shame.

No. The way to get to Trump is humiliation. He may not feel shame, but he is keenly aware of when people mock him, or laugh at him, or hold him in low esteem.

Once this is all over, they should build a monument inscribed with the names of every person who died of COVID-19. And they should call it the Trump Memorial, as a legacy to his criminal incompetence. 

All I have to do to make frozen pizza better is drink a glass of cherry Kool-Aid with it. It instantly transports me back to my childhood, where I’ve just been called in from playing in the sprinklers in the yard on a hot summer day because the Red Baron pizza we’re having for lunch is ready, and the heat from outside…

H. Jon Benjamin only sounds the same in most of the shows he does. But he actually manages to change his voice a bit when he’s doing other characters in Bob’s Burgers.