*Reads the headline* Damn, he had a busy first day inside!

Because that would mean giving up “fall back” and I want that extra hour of sleep.

When I am King, the “spring forward” will not happen at 2:00 AM on Sunday. It will instead happen at 4:00 PM on Friday.

I think the decision to have AVALANCHE’s bomb either dud out or merely explode just enough to destroy the reactor and then have SHINRA come in to blow up the entire power plant will make more sense in the expanded plot of the full game.

The members of AVALANCHE in this game don’t seem like the types who are determined…

The environment felt really familiar to me. It really felt like instead of viewing the old pre-rendered backgrounds from above, I was really walking through and HD model of them. The old familiar levels seen from a different angle.

As this goes further and further, it’s becoming less of a live-action remake of the animated movie and more of a fresh retelling of the legend of Hua Mulan.

I’m surprised. I would have expected him to go full Howard Beale when he finally quit.

Sorry, wasn’t Bill Clinton the first white guy to be dubbed “The First Black President?”

*rimshot*

Fuck that, I’ll wear a full HAZMAT suit. After years of thinking I couldn’t grow a decent beard and would look ridiculous if I tried, I finally worked up the nerve and perseverance to attempt it, and you know what, it looks good. I’m not giving it up. I don’t care if I have to go around in a plastic bubble.

Fuck off pearl clutchers.

Perhaps it’s more of a Texas thing, which is odd, considering what a large Czech community we have in the state.

But there are several examples of sausage rolls being sold commercially as “kolaches.”

Doesn’t a bidet leave your ass crack dripping wet? What do you do after that?

Doesn’t a bidet leave your ass crack dripping wet? What do you do after that?

We’ve boycotted Charmin ever since they started doing those commercials with the cartoon bears.

We’ve boycotted Charmin ever since they started doing those commercials with the cartoon bears.

Fuck him. He’s wrong. Soft G is stupid. He has been outvoted. That’s how language works. The first caveman able to speak might have pointed to a rock and said “unga!” but if the rest of his clan pointed to the rock and said “bunga!” guess what, rocks are bunga now. The easiest way to annoy someone of Czech heritage is…

Peter Pan is better.

But you see, when they finish this game, it means they’ve more or less completed a large amount of work on any remaining chapters, automatically. They’ve got the game engine, the battle system, etc. If they want a consistent experience across the entire collection, they’re not going to want to change those up every…

I feel the same way about breakfast tacos. On the rare occasions I leave Texas, I am often confounded by the difficulty in locating a decent breakfast taco establishment. One where they cook the eggs in the same pan they fry the bacon, which is thick and crunchy, that offers chorizo and migas, that makes its own…

I’m all verklempt! Talk amongst yourselves!

Another good clue is, if it appears to be a high-profile A-list celebrity, and they appear to be engaged in carnal acts with a donkey, odds are good that it’s a deepfake. Not that it matters to your donkey-porn watching ass. Pervert.