Any idea when/if Season 3 comes out?

What, was Jared busy?

Fuck that, I’ll wear a full HAZMAT suit. After years of thinking I couldn’t grow a decent beard and would look ridiculous if I tried, I finally worked up the nerve and perseverance to attempt it, and you know what, it looks good. I’m not giving it up. I don’t care if I have to go around in a plastic bubble.

Fuck off pearl clutchers.

Perhaps it’s more of a Texas thing, which is odd, considering what a large Czech community we have in the state.

But there are several examples of sausage rolls being sold commercially as “kolaches.”

Doesn’t a bidet leave your ass crack dripping wet? What do you do after that?

Doesn’t a bidet leave your ass crack dripping wet? What do you do after that?

We’ve boycotted Charmin ever since they started doing those commercials with the cartoon bears.

We’ve boycotted Charmin ever since they started doing those commercials with the cartoon bears.

Fuck him. He’s wrong. Soft G is stupid. He has been outvoted. That’s how language works. The first caveman able to speak might have pointed to a rock and said “unga!” but if the rest of his clan pointed to the rock and said “bunga!” guess what, rocks are bunga now. The easiest way to annoy someone of Czech heritage is…

Peter Pan is better.

This will surely lead to some grisly scenes at nude beaches.

But you see, when they finish this game, it means they’ve more or less completed a large amount of work on any remaining chapters, automatically. They’ve got the game engine, the battle system, etc. If they want a consistent experience across the entire collection, they’re not going to want to change those up every…

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I feel the same way about breakfast tacos. On the rare occasions I leave Texas, I am often confounded by the difficulty in locating a decent breakfast taco establishment. One where they cook the eggs in the same pan they fry the bacon, which is thick and crunchy, that offers chorizo and migas, that makes its own…

“OWL-OUT WAR! Say ‘OWL-OUT WAR!’ I kept screaming in my head as I read this article. 

Rick Moranis stopped acting after his wife died of cancer so he could focus on raising their kids.

Thank you.

Post a picture of the character, please. Many of us have not memorized the entirety of Wookieepedia.

I’m all verklempt! Talk amongst yourselves!

Another good clue is, if it appears to be a high-profile A-list celebrity, and they appear to be engaged in carnal acts with a donkey, odds are good that it’s a deepfake. Not that it matters to your donkey-porn watching ass. Pervert.

And I thought I was a little nuts for spending $250 on my Logitech G915.