Maybe, or Henny Youngman.

My answer is: It doesn’t matter. I leave it and the lettuce off and use the extra space for more bacon. My BLT stands for Bacon, Lacking Tomato.

Old joke:
Doctor: Well, the trouble is, you’re obese.
Patient: I’d like a second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.

Oh well. I guess there’s always Surviving the Game.

They should release it with just the WNBA and make the regular NBA as DLC.

Do people who buy sealed games actually ever unseal them? Because, it seems like it would be relatively inexpensive for someone to invest in a decent printer and box printer, print out a manual, print out a label and slap it on a cartridge, and then put it in a replica box and vacuum seal it, and then sell it to one…

My favorite word is “chicanery.” Along with “charlatan,” “perfidy,” and “abscond.” I wonder if that says something bad about me.

They’re awesome late after a night of bar-hopping, I know that.

Jack-n-the-Box tacos are my go-to late-after-a-night-at-the-bar food. They’re salty and cheesy and slightly spicy and crunchy and greasy and just what you need to give you some ballast.

It’s true they’re total garbage, and even for them can sometimes be hit-or-miss in terms of quality, but sometimes they’re just…

Worked for me, did not work for my sister.

Garfield Kart Without Garfield is way better.

...You’d manage to piss off vegans and carnivores at the same time?

I don’t travel much. Cash back makes more sense for me. I have two Chase Freedom cards: an older one that has 1% cash back plus 5% on rotating categories, and one that’s just 1.5% on everything. I use the category card when applicable, and the 1.5% card for everything. Chase lets you actually deposit cash back to a…

It’s because it’s a CG animated movie that actually looks like a CG animated movie, not a CG animated movie that’s trying to look like a 2D animated movie. Actual CG meshes with textures instead of cel-shading painted on. 

Is it going to be hard to watch?

That’s brilliant.

Besides flipping around all over the place in a zentai?

Oh, you’re no fun.