Damn, if only I had a Tahoe, people would not be able to see me doing this

There is nothing more American than telling people what they can and cannot say.

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

One thing to note in regard to pricing: resell value. Your Windows laptop that cost $1000 is worth about $150 in 2 years. A Mac laptop is worth at least 60% of its original cost.

At least I can be first with this: