I’m going to consciously and unmindfully uncouple from this article...

No the most important thing is how that tattoo doesn’t read very well. Yikes!

Yet unlike Argentina, we will never have a league that is really very good, export international level players regularly, or win the world cup even if it involves the Hand of God.

You took that like a man. Kudos.

Madonna said to pee on my feet once. That was super helpful for me.

“It gives you the impression that it’s doing more than it is,” - pretty much sums up Silicon Valley.

OMG! A politician didn’t come through with his promises? What is the world coming to?

I’m sure Klinsmann will fuck it up. Yes, he’ll be around forever (Klinsmann).

Walk it off, walk it off.

You’re obviously not an Arsenal fan.

Well, Rotten had a bead on Jimmy Savile, but not this one apparently.