Awesome! Could we get one for Stannis Baratheon fanwives next?

This happened pretty recently. I found an old neighbor on the street one day with a bloody face. He had fallen over while walking his dog and couldn’t get up. I called 911 and hung around to see if he got admitted to the hospital, offering to keep his dog if so. He didn’t but I checked on him a few days later, worried…

I say this as a Christian that believes in God and life after death - where is the Satanic Temple to come through, sue on religious freedom grounds, and make them say “no, not like that!”?

I ran into one of these Obgyns as a young uninsured woman experiencing excruciating periods and frequent rupturing ovarian cysts the size of baseballs. I was told birth control “wouldn’t help”, that it might get better if I had a child, surgery to remove the endometriosis (with low chance of success), or a…

COMPLY OR DIE

“Joe Biden, hardly a man who has inspired excitement”

As someone who attended a private evangelical school that fed many of its students to BJU and Liberty, I can tell you that a lot of people go because the bubble is all they know. They don’t want their worlds to get wider and scarier - it’s safer and easier to go get your MRS degree and settle down to have kids at age…

I would assume a lot of these students are young, from evangelical families and don’t have much say in the matter. 

When Trump dies (in prison *fingers crossed*), I’m going to throw the biggest party. Fancy catering. Non-fancy catering. The finest in mid-shelf alcohols. Mario Party. A petting zoo. Dart boards with pictures of Trump on them. The works.

I have been educated! Thanks for the information. As an adult who took up riding, you are absolutely correct about skills. I make up for it in my ability to coo at my horse and willingness to learn. 

A joke my friend told me when I was getting into horses: Want to make a small fortune with horses? Start with a large one. 

Ok, I have just enough experience with horses to know how little I know, but...setting aside the heinous price tag (although I am all for people getting as much $$ from the unjustly and stupid rich as they can), this isn’t necessarily a bad choice for the kid. 12 hands is tall for a pony, but she’ll be able to ride it…

That is a pretty beautiful horse. And if you check out that horse seller’s account, it’s full of horse porn (as in amazing-looking horses, not, like, weird Bojack fanfic). 

I think $200k for a pony is ridiculous.

Netflix has both seasons of Galavant if you need even more of an Alan Menkin fix.

I went with my ex-husband to his 10 year class reunion. We were talking to one of his former classmates and I noticed that he seemed a little tense. And that’s when I noticed she had her hand on his ass.

Kacey Musgraves is AMAZING. I’m not even a country music listener, really, but I heard “Space Cowboy” (or is it “Space, Cowboy”?) at some party and immediately went and bought the album. It’s great from front to back.

“Dogs are basic beasts who depend on humans for pretty much everything.”

Is this a Chuck Tingle? Because those things are less erotica and more art, imo. (Also, it seems author Chuck is a real stand up guy.)

Elric?? You think Elric is like Drizzt? Jesus christ... do you people not know your fantasy characters?