Hey, gramps, his daughters were all born before 1980. How’s that “young”?

The takeaway I get from Tiger King is if you want to start a cult, use animals as your cover story. I’m currently in negotiations with my sister’s two cats, offering them positions as my consigliere and security chief, respectively.

Toilet Paper and Hand Sanitizer Wipes.

Here's the thing, if Bernie’s ability to inspire people to the polls was electorally decisive shouldn't it be carrying him to victory in the primary?

As my married best friend says, the best female viagra would be a husband that does his share of the housework and parenting and a workplace that actually accommodates working mothers’ needs.

I like where you’re going with this. The only quibble I have is how about still voting for warren in the primary to show that’s who you really want to vote for? I fear that how ever many votes down Warren might be, for the rest of our lives we’ll hear a woman can’t win because only x amount voted warren in the…

Sanders’ comments that being a woman is a liability somehow turning into a problem for Warren [kisses fingers] I mean that is some primo top shelf horse shit.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Yeah, I find it amusing that younger people are finally saying out loud what we’ve been saying to our parents in our heads our entire lives.

Anyone that won’t vote for Warren over her native American issues is a god damn idiot. Just a complete fucking idiot. As if this one single issue is somehow more important than our democracy failing, our infrastructure failing, our regulations on environment failing, low wages...literally a hundred issues that are a…

Honestly, I’m sort of glad it happened and that it wasn’t as bad as it easily could have been. It was a near miss to a rape for me, and I’m deeply thankful that it didn’t cross the line over to rape. It was a learning experience that came with some confusion, angst, and shame, but was probably cheap at the price. It…

If that's your thing, maybe see if SCA is active in your area. You would probably have a blast and meet some wonderful people with similar interests. 

Who the fuck you kidding with your “nice beaches”?

Wow. everyone. look. It’s a Masshole....

The NWSL exists so USSF can keep their money players in the US and make more money off them outside of the FIFA windows. That’s why the USWNT is more of a club team than any other national team. They play way more friendlies and practice together more than everyone else because USSF is paying their checks and they’re…

This man reminds me of my late mother-in-law soooooo much. My mil was a woman of style who LOVED fashion and being fashionable. And she wasn’t about to let the fact that she lived in a rural, podunk, backwoods stop her from dressing fabulously EVERYTIME she left her house. Going to buy groceries at Wal-Mart? She…

As a man, this crap is always so insulting to me. They wanna control how women present themselves because men can’t control themselves. I don’t understand why more men aren’t insulted by that kind of garbage. Like we have no say in our urges whatsoever. I have full control of my urges, and I did then. I’m sick of…

Seriously, leave America’s imaginary boyfriend alone.

Also, everyone knows the correct ranking is Evans, Hemsworth, Pine. Pratt doesn’t make the list.

America’s Ass was my favorite joke of the movie.

Yeah. I actually liked him more as I read down through his tweets. So that kinda backfired.

Add this to the list of reasons I’ll never go on a cruise.