Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

My Super Bee-Ja!

Wait the back of my car says V70

Catalytic converters aren’t actually a thing. What people mean to say is Cadillac converter which is a device GM has to put on cars that share bodies between brands to make them a Cadillac. So when you take the same basic frame of a Chevy Tahoe you have to add a Cadillac converter to make it an Escalade.

I swear this is true (at least, from my point of view.)

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

We’ll clap. WE’LL CLAP ALL THE TIME

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.

“My son turned 10 just the other day

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

Hi welcome nice to have you here how long is your stay

I take most of the bad things I said about her campaign. Most of them. I can’t believe I just gave money to Jill Stein. I feel like I’m in some sort of parallel universe.

“I was offended by the blacks sitting through our anthem. Thousands more whites fought and died for their freedom. However this is not about the Armed forces, they are cop haters,” a user with Greene’s name wrote in the comments section of a YouTube video showing Greene holding the flag.

Pho

When I heard the news that somebody with a sniper rifle was shooting people in Dallas, my one of my first thoughts was, “How the fuck did somebody get access to a sniper rifle?”

UPDATE: my new air conditioner broke in the box.