Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

My Super Bee-Ja!

Wait the back of my car says V70

Catalytic converters aren’t actually a thing. What people mean to say is Cadillac converter which is a device GM has to put on cars that share bodies between brands to make them a Cadillac. So when you take the same basic frame of a Chevy Tahoe you have to add a Cadillac converter to make it an Escalade.

I swear this is true (at least, from my point of view.)

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

We’ll clap. WE’LL CLAP ALL THE TIME

Do animated, not-American shows count? I saw this piece of Anime called “Venus versus Virus” which I got my hands on out of curiosity. It starts in medias res, with a fight between the main protagonists about to start, cutting off before they do anything, then it drives you through their entire 13-chapter history…

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.

Real.

“My son turned 10 just the other day

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

Hi welcome nice to have you here how long is your stay

I take most of the bad things I said about her campaign. Most of them. I can’t believe I just gave money to Jill Stein. I feel like I’m in some sort of parallel universe.

I don’t want to give Pepe the Frog Trumpers more credit than they deserve, but this sure seems like trolls trolling the Trump trolls to make them look even stupider. And for what it’s worth, I’m thinking they’re doing a bang up job of it.

Who do you think took the handbrake off?

“I was offended by the blacks sitting through our anthem. Thousands more whites fought and died for their freedom. However this is not about the Armed forces, they are cop haters,” a user with Greene’s name wrote in the comments section of a YouTube video showing Greene holding the flag.