They should really take out that “til death do us part” bit.

I mean i thought Mrs. and Ma’am were signs of respect. Anytime i used those it meant i knew i was an underling and they were above me in status. Sort of like approving of a Matriarchy. But i guess this new generation of women don’t want any respect.

I never realized anyone, let alone Nicki Minaj, gave a crap about a VMA.

The actor who is playing Manson (Gethin Anthony) is great, but there are too many anachronistic elements to make it really enjoyable.

We don’t do showers in the UK; they’re viewed as grasping and tacky. But if I got an invitation stating no boxed gifts, my gift would be lots of tupperware boxes, individually wrapped.

Hey, it’s on her to concoct a meal out of what is provided, and she did, so it’s all good. The problem would be if she tried to stop YOU eating the rest of it :)

Nope. Take it away, Ross...

If a Vegan does crossfit, what do they rush to tell you about first?

Dear Allen:

First, What if Harry Styles wrote "dear future husband"??? HAHAH. Not even going to google it because I WANT TO BELIEVE.

My best friend's twin brother's wedding was the business. The bride's family is how do you say.......very Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies. Simple country folk that did very well in real estate. We are at a 5 star resort and in the lobby after the rehearsal dinner, the sister of the bride BEAT THE SHIT out of…

But seriously, which one looks better?

Right? I mean, George Harrison forever, but Ringo definitely aged well. Young Ringo to me is "mm, no" but Old Ringo is "mmmm yes"

"You get blackballed." "She gets blackballed." "EVERYONE GETS BLACKBALLED!!"

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootie!

This is some brave shit.

Personally, I think it was uncool of Beyoncé to approach the Grammys organization asking to perform Precious Lord, knowing there was no way they'd say no to her, and also knowing, if she were honest with herself, that the song rightly should have been sung by Ledisi. Ledisi's performance of Precious Lord in Selma was…

Beck should have sung it.