And a mountain range with a ski resort and an unclimbable mountain peak, a coastline with a beach, a harbor, a lighthouse and a fishing industry, a tony island community, farmland, a recreational lake, and a National Park-level forest. I may have left something out.

And immediately afterwards there was a flood of “What is Brexit?” searches on Google in the UK.

I intensely dislike Guinness, but I think that sounds delicious. Vanilla and caramel probably marries really well with that burned bitter chocolate taste.

I’m a little lactose intolerant anyway, so if I had a whole pint of ice cream, there’s no way I’d be going out in public.

“No, that’s not them, it’s the other people doing that.”

That’s the problem. There ARE a lot of people who think that way, and we see trolls saying those exact things so often that my detecto-meter has completely worn out.

Nice. Classic blame the victim.

This is something I’ve pondered, too. I wonder if maybe our country is just too damn big and diverse to hold it together without becoming some kind of fascist state, held together by force. We’re so big and so spread out that there are people who never, ever come in contact with anyone who doesn’t look and sound just…

The Republicans have RINOs, we have DINOs. They should just stop pretending and fucking switch seats already.

So what?

Isaac Hayes (the voice of Chef) had condemned the show for their takedown of Scientology, which is why he left, so they killed him off in the goriest, most visceral way possible to make it absolutely clear that he wasn’t coming back.

(whiny voice) But I want that one! (stomps foot)

Oh my fucking god.

Where are all the haters? I saw one obscenely racist post (duly reported), but that was it. How refreshing!

I love this article. I love the concept of community gardens. There’s one here in Hollywood that I love driving past - when it’s in full bloom, the flowers and vegetables are just so green and leafy and colorful that it looks like a park. I’m a little envious, to tell the truth.

My husband bought us a George Foreman Grill a year ago because he thought it would be handy. We’ve never even taken it out of the box.

“Reheat-leftover-pizza”?

It also depends on how urgently those last couple of balls want to come out. If your body is struggling to have diarrhea and you have a day’s worth of poop waiting, it’s all going to come out. It will be agony, but it will all want to come out. Speaking from experience. 

People always use the “hot coffee is hot” example as a frivolous lawsuit, but there’s more to that story than most realize.

Do you really think all movies about political leaders are meant in influence people and voters, change national policies, and affect international relations? That none of them can just tell a story, recount an historical event, or be a character study? That an actor can’t chose a role based on what it gives them to do…