He also doesn’t say, “I’m gonna kill Jaws.”

That’s political to you? Who or what an actor uses as inspiration for playing a part?

Hey, you didn’t leave any puns for the rest of us.

Cooking is art, but baking is science. Maybe she needs to understand why a certain step is done a certain way, and how it affects the final product.

1. Good for you!

Do you ever wonder why meat from a Chinese restaurant always seems to have a softer, more tender chew to it than your own cooked at home? It’s because they do this to the meat - it’s called “velveting” and it’s amazing.

Yep. Although I only add a tiny bit of the seasoning because it’s just too salty. Mr.BK dumps in nearly the whole thing, then offers to share it with me, knowing full well that I’ll immediately smell how much seasoning is in the bag and say no.

Which does not in any way change the fact that a man was tasting the soups using the serving ladles, thereby contaminating all of the pots, requiring the soups to be thrown out. They could have been heated up Campbell’s canned soups, for all that it mattered.

I see that the “Meghan Markle Is A Vile Greedy Grasping No Class Whore Who Fooled Innocent Harry (Did You Ever Notice How Unattractive He Really Is?) But We Always Knew She Was Fake  And When She Wasn’t The Center Of Attention Ran Back To Hollywood With Harry And Their Ugly Surrogate Baby Who They Pretend Meghan Was…

My introduction to Terry Pratchett was Guards, Guards.

Cheery isn’t even a dwarf. 

That’s going to be a problem later on down the road. My sister has been married to her husband for about 15 years, but since the Age of Trump began, they’ve been experiencing some real strain because he’s become a Fox fan, rails against liberals, hates Democrats, and has started believing the “fraudulent voting”…

There’s a really cool Doctor Who yuletide fireplace that we enjoy sometimes. You’re inside a cabin with a crackling fire, with decorations that twinkle and move slightly, a table with cookies, and windows showing the weather outside. Periodically you’ll hear and see the TARDIS materializing outside, or one of those…

Well, my sister taught her son to baby-sign, and he expressed himself quite well right up until he started throwing monster tantrums. Then it was just screaming and pounding and thrashing about, all while clearly using words like, “NO!” and “I DON’T WANT TO” or “I WANT IT” or “I HATE YOU”.

Eddie Izzard was positively diabolical as Grandpa Munster in Mockingbird Lane, the 2012 reboot of “The Munsters”. It was based more on reality (as much as it can be with a family of monsters) than the 60s sitcom, and was very dark. Warped, even. We loved it.

I got a tattoo on my lower back, and while it did hurt, it wasn’t too bad. Doing it over the spine hurt the most.

What’s worse than all the good ol’ boys rallying around the flag and accusing the libs of disrespecting it is all the products they wear and use with the flag all over it - bandanas wrapped around heads of greasy hair, car floor mats being stepped on, bikinis being jiggled in, underwear collecting skid marks, toilet…

I desperately want to see Tom Hanks play against type, at least once. Let’s see him play a bad guy. And I don’t mean some honorable assassin or a good man forced into an outlaw life.

No obsession here. Just pointing out that if you’re going to recount some of Depp’s issues, make sure you get it right. He didn’t cut off his own finger. Heard isn’t innocent in this.