FUCK FIREWORKS. This is coming from someone who loves to “ooh” and “aah” at PROFESSIONAL fireworks displays.

Raisins can go in lots of things, but potato salad is definitely not of them. That’s just foul.

I’m all in for most “the works” potato salads, but I will always denounce bacon in it. And I LOVE bacon. Because when you add bacon to anything, it becomes bacon-whateveryoustartedoutmaking.

That’s what I thought, too. She doesn’t want a yard periodically full of Black people right next door talking and laughing and having a good time, and not inviting her. You know it’s true - she’s probably thinking about the parties she won’t be invited to and it just makes her mad. Not that she would dream of…

I don’t have kids, but I don’t mind paying for other people’s kids because those kids will be running the show one day, and I would really prefer they not be stupid.

Some of the time...and I mean some of the time...they should. Some topless men really need to wear bras.

Mayonnaise? Fucking MAYONNAISE??

This is my fear. The GOP will cheat, and they’ll cheat so baldly and egregiously that there’ll be no doubt in anybody’s mind that Trump only won by cheating...and there won’t be a damn thing anybody can do about it.

Agreed. So, so miscast. I’m a big Keanu fan, and his scenes were just dreadful.

Jesus, bro. How deep do you want that hole?

Nope. I’m right. See my other comment. The more you respond, the more obvious it becomes.

Nope. I’m right. The bad writing, bad grammar, bad spelling...nobody is that bad unless they’re eight and trying to fool the grups, or faking it so they can make black people look uneducated, OR they really believe that that’s the way to masquerade as a person of color. Which is even dumber because pretty much everyone…

No, you’re not. You’re another one of those trolls with a new account, no posts, and some weird desire to pretend to be black so you can show false sympathy, but secretly amusing yourself with a smug, “ya’ll so stupid” that you think we don’t see.

I just had so many .gifs to choose from for this horror show...

Get bent, troll.

This. One doesn’t cancel out or belittle the other.

If it doesn’t matter what you wear, what does it matter that they’re wearing suits?

What the fuck? You’re mad because they’re wearing suits?

Wow, you don’t even know me, but you’ve got me pegged as a nut? Why not instead ask me why I consider myself a SJW? Why not ask me what I think a SJW even is?