Unfortunately, that would result in a lot more black men dead. Shot or choked, it won’t matter - they were being aggressive and resisting and the invisible gun in their hands made a lot of cops fear for their lives.

I agree that we need a name, but using someone’s full name just doesn’t feel right.

That’s funny. She’s taking a course of action because she’s tired of people telling her she’s doing it wrong...and you’re telling her she’s doing that wrong.

“you deal with your” and “our Karens”?

I loved that ficus. I was so happy that it was so healthy and getting so big. But it finally got too big for the small apartment, so I put it outside on the landing. I loved having that greenery out there!

I live with just my husband and three cats crammed into a small one-bedroom apartment, and I want to build one of those forts so bad.

Use the water you boil eggs in. Once it’s cooled, it’s perfect for watering plants. I revived a dying ficus that way.

Oh my god, you are hilarious. Put “White” in front of “protesters” and you’ve perfectly described the situation up til now.

They can be charged with kidnapping. That’s a federal offense. They could go to prison...

People have been eating bugs for far longer than they’ve been growing food. FAR longer.

I don’t understand how anybody could mistake a bumblebee for a hornet. At all. In any way, shape or form.

Something wonderful?

Those kittens were Democrats. They hated America.

You know how calm and serene a duck seems as it glides across the surface of a pond? Underneath, those webbed feet are paddling like mad.

Repeated every time you pass one.

The Meghan-haters must just be besides themselves with glee. They managed to drive her out of England, so they don’t have that anymore...but now that she’s dragged Harry away, they can now hate on her for that.

No! We don’t want Trump to die in office. That’ll turn him into a martyr. No matter the cause of death, it will be a murder...a conspiracy...and a call to arms.

You can’t have too many eggs. Or, I guess I can’t have too many eggs. I love eggs.

That is terrible.