Unfortunately, most of his base supports the shit he does. They believe their guns are more important than schoolkids’ lives - 2nd Amendment! They love that he puts kids in cages - that’s what they get for being illegal brown people!

Well, I’m sure no one wants to see recordings of pee streaming into urinals, or the back of stall doors while hearing grunting and splashing.

I get angry at the press for not blatantly calling him out on it.

He also fails to take into account that kids can be having sex while still technically being “virgins”.

I had trouble finding the melody in her first song. I kept asking my husband, “Is that a verse? Is that the bridge? Can you understand her? How are you supposed to hum along to this?”

Has no one ever told him that those “reverse raccoon eyes” make him look like he fell asleep in a tanning bed?

That’s not fair. I was kind of wondering what the fuss was about, until I took a closer look. It was clear that it was kraft paper, so everything would start off with that coloration, so I didn’t immediately take it to be representations of black children. One even looked more like a troll doll to me.

Wait - did no one else pick up on “bathroom doors don’t lock from the inside”?

Goddamn Kinja. If you see a bunch of duplicate photos, it wasn’t me.

I thought it didn’t look right, either, but, apparently, that’s where it is.

It’s a last meal that makes the dog so, so happy. What’s gonna happen - the dog gets sick and dies?

That’s how I feel about Cinnamon Life. We buy a box with the understanding that I’m going to munch it right of the box, usually curled up in front of the TV. 

Oh, that’s so good.

I have a friend who used to work corporate for Macy’s, and he’s the most industrious, professional and productive person I’ve ever known. He always excelled. If it wasn’t for his creative side and his sense of humor, he’d be considered a classic corporate drone.

Take another look at his face. He was completely and utterly caught off-guard by the crowd’s reaction to him. He thought he was universally beloved because he gets cheered at every rally he holds, forgetting that that rallies are only attended by the people who love him, or are paid to be there. He really thought Ameri…

Chop up a chunk to candy, and you’ll have some sharp, sweet bits to eat or bake with. I also love using candied ginger to make tea for soothing my tummy. Presweetened, yum.

Well, la-di-da!

You’re just wrong! Cooking is an art, but baking is a science. You need specific things to happen in very specific ways to end with very specific results, and altering ingredients, measurements or techniques can radically change the final product.

I was once shaking out a towel in the bathroom and smacked my hand on the counter. Cracked a bone in my little finger.

Even if they told you it was inedible, what the hell was an upscale restaurant doing plating a non-edible garnish?