What We Do In The Shadows is hysterical. My husband and I are loving it so much that we went back and watched the movie, and it was just as funny.

Oh, man...you have no idea. A top-of-the-line pair of tailor scissors can cost over $200.

I’d say it’s a nice change, though.

No one would have needed to switch. There were empty seats.

I just bust out laughing at this, and I can’t stop. My husband is yelling from the other room, “What’s so funny?” and I just keep laughing.

Mosquitos are an important part of the food chain, unfortunately.

But why burned, dead horses? Who designs a burned, dead horse? Why on earth would a game need that?

Bedbugs are the one creature on earth that I would gladly see go extinct. I would make offerings of down pillows and feather quilts while dancing buck-naked around a bonfire singing “Mr. Sandman” if I thought it would help.

I’m so sorry for your loss. Losing a beloved pet is a pain people who have never loved an animal just don’t understand. Each and every one of them leaves a hole in your heart shaped just like them.

BBQ sauce. Not ketchup. Never ketchup with sweet potato fries.

If you’re a professional, act like a professional.

I’d give Tiffany Trump the benefit of the doubt. She’s managed to distance herself from Washington.

Good lord. And this man is a president...who could actually get re-elected.

He also seems unaware that for the most part, serialized tv shows tend to not do well in syndication. Audiences generally don’t like dropping into the middle of a storyline and not know what’s going on. Sitcoms and procedurals tend to do well because the stories are self-contained. You don’t necessarily need to have a…

Not all shows can go into syndication. And not all shows make 10 years the benchmark.

It started with a question - the rest was illustrating why the OP was asking that particular question.

Women need men SO MUCH MORE than men need women.

I wouldn’t have “to be perfectly honest with you...” with those other two sentences. There’s no “but” implied - it’s just the beginning of a statement.

Do what experienced bakers do. First you do a crumb coat - that’s a thin layer of icing just meant to hold all the crumbs in and give you a smoother surface. Your cake will still be visible, as it’s not meant to be completely covered yet. Then do your full icing coat, and there won’t be any crumbs in it.

Yes, there was. They tweaked several things, in fact. Besides making her eyes a little smaller, they straightened her nose a bit, narrowed her cheekbones and chin, made her wrinkles and expression lines more subtle, and made her hair look less doll-like.